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New Reality TV Show Set in Port Townsend to pit Deer Against Each Other Gladiator Style

[caption id align="alignnone" width="6967"] Photo by    Maxence Pira    on    Unsplash            [/caption] News by Bambi Fightorflight Film crews should be arriving any day to start filming a new reality TV show on the mean streets of Port Townsend, according to Port Townsend Film Festival director

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City Announces Plan to Replace Roundabouts with Traffic Signals

[caption id align="alignnone" width="2500"] Photo by    almani ماني    on    Unsplash            [/caption] News by Roxanne Redlight City manager John Mauro announced on Tuesday, April 1, his new plan to remove all of Port Townsend’s roundabouts and replace them with traditional traffic lights. “Look, we