April Fools Day
45-Story Skyscraper Approved for Golf Park Site; Rooftop Pool to Solve Aquatic Destination Issue
Current "residents" to receive majority of parking in preservation effort
April Fools Day
Mysterious Piper Agrees to Fund Rec Center
Promises new flute and rodent-based youth programs
April Fools Day
Local Eagle Adopts Uptown Lifestyle
Condo owner Elizabeth Ross is delighted with her feathery roommate
April Fools Day
Shed Boy Becomes Shed Man
Who knew electricity and insulation could be this life-affirming?
Local News
New Reality TV Show Set in Port Townsend to pit Deer Against Each Other Gladiator Style
[caption id align="alignnone" width="6967"] Photo by Maxence Pira on Unsplash [/caption] News by Bambi Fightorflight Film crews should be arriving any day to start filming a new reality TV show on the mean streets of Port Townsend, according to Port Townsend Film Festival director
Local News
City Announces Plan to Replace Roundabouts with Traffic Signals
[caption id align="alignnone" width="2500"] Photo by almani ماني on Unsplash [/caption] News by Roxanne Redlight City manager John Mauro announced on Tuesday, April 1, his new plan to remove all of Port Townsend’s roundabouts and replace them with traditional traffic lights. “Look, we